Mary Lee did what the Mayans couldn't

Last night, upon seeing a post on facebook that there is a great white shark lurking off the shores of North Carolina...

me: "Whoa, there is a 16 foot long, thirty-five hundred pound great white shark named Mary Lee off the coast of North Carolina. That's terrifying!"

C: "Thirty-three hundred?"

me: "Three-thousand five hundred."

C: "That's impossible! That's 15 tons!"

me: "It's 16 feet long..."

C: "How can that be? That makes no sense."

me: "I said three THOUSAND five hundred."

C: "No you didn't, you said 30,500!"

me: "No I didn't. I said 3,500! And I'm chewing gum. And you have headphones on."

C: "No you didn't... but still that's a really big shark."

me: "That's scary that it is so close."

C: (mocking me) "Maybe it will swim into the Chesapeake Bay..."

me: "And then it will come up the James River, and down Hungary Creek and walk up the street to our house!" (there is a creek at the end of our street)

C: "It will do what the Mayans couldn't and destroy our Target."

me: "But we will be safe because the back door is locked."

C: "If a 300,000 pound shark knocks on our door it's definitely the apocalypse."

*If you did not read my previous post about the apocalypse, you should check that out because it makes this post that much more funny.